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Computer problems (the lighter side)
« on: Sunday 06 January 08 09:39 GMT (UK) »

The ultimate "fix-it":


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Re: Computer problems (the lighter side)
« Reply #1 on: Sunday 06 January 08 09:53 GMT (UK) »

Brilliant, Bob!

Of course, they should ask here!

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Re: Computer problems (the lighter side)
« Reply #2 on: Sunday 06 January 08 09:56 GMT (UK) »

And of course, we all know the most common way of fixing a computer problem


   Four engineers are traveling in a car:
   
      a mechanical engineer,
      a chemical engineer,
      an electrical engineer and
      a computer engineer.
     
  The car breaks down.

   "Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We'll have to strip
   down the engine before we can get the car working again,"
   says the mechanical engineer.

   "Well," says the chemical engineer, "It sounded to me as if the fuel
   might be contaminated. I think we should purge the fuel system."

   "I thought it might be a timing problem," says the electrical engineer,
   "Or maybe a faulty plug lead."

   They all turn to the computer engineer who has said nothing and ask,
   "Well, what do you think?"

   "Ummm... perhaps if we all get out of the car and get back in again?"
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Re: Computer problems (the lighter side)
« Reply #3 on: Sunday 06 January 08 10:18 GMT (UK) »

Top form this morning Bob  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Grin Grin

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Re: Computer problems (the lighter side)
« Reply #4 on: Sunday 06 January 08 14:13 GMT (UK) »

Good to have a laugh, I like it.   Smiley
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Re: Computer problems (the lighter side)
« Reply #5 on: Sunday 06 January 08 19:28 GMT (UK) »

no no no no no yes, I like the original solution. Where's the virgin?
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