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Title: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: BettyofKent on Tuesday 22 April 08 22:09 BST (UK)
My favourite find of the last few days is a Fanny Booty.

I've also discovered the surname Shitter :o ;D

Betty


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Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: littlefishlock on Tuesday 22 April 08 22:16 BST (UK)
oh dear....  poor lady -     Fanny Wiffs 1881   ;D :o ;D
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: littlefishlock on Tuesday 22 April 08 22:31 BST (UK)
Willie Handler   :o  hope he washes his hands often!
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Lucy2 on Tuesday 22 April 08 22:32 BST (UK)
Mmm ... school assemblies ... you always knew that the lads who got their names read out rather gruffly by the headmaster, were due for a few lashes of the cane !    

But even the headmaster collapsed in gales of laughter on one occasion when ordering that  ...
      "Willing and Eagar report immediately after assembly, to his office".     :D

[true story    :) ]

 
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: littlefishlock on Tuesday 22 April 08 22:44 BST (UK)
LOL   ;D  Justin Case...  ;D
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: littlefishlock on Tuesday 22 April 08 22:47 BST (UK)
You have to feel sorry for 'Hard Time' on the slave register
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: littlefishlock on Tuesday 22 April 08 23:08 BST (UK)
Last funnies  from me tonight - William Bum 1861 and Bettie Bummer Scotland 1841
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Tricia_2 on Tuesday 22 April 08 23:47 BST (UK)
I watched 'The IT Crowd' last night, where much consternation was caused by a character named 'Peter File'.
I looked on FreeBMD, to see if such a name could really be found ~ and, sure enough, there is one!
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: sucram on Sunday 04 May 08 23:47 BST (UK)
one for "bobby"   COCKSEDGE
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: macphail on Friday 16 May 08 11:19 BST (UK)
I have Cockshoot's Cockshott's & Cockshaw's in my tree and I saw the name of Fanny Hunter Sampson during my research and knowing my lot, wondered if this was a name or a description
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Willow 4873 on Friday 16 May 08 11:26 BST (UK)
I saw the name of Fanny Hunter Sampson during my research and knowing my lot, wondered if this was a name or a description

LMAO  ;D

Willow X
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: marie1983 on Friday 16 May 08 16:57 BST (UK)
i found Miss Fanny Bottoms the other week in a census record
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: littlefishlock on Wednesday 21 May 08 16:42 BST (UK)
 ;D I've just found a Mary Hairy (1861 Yorkshire)
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Matt R on Thursday 22 May 08 18:11 BST (UK)
WOW! Love it!
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: littlefishlock on Thursday 22 May 08 21:05 BST (UK)
Mary A Piddler   (well it made me laugh)  ;D
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Sloe Gin on Tuesday 12 August 08 13:21 BST (UK)
A Kent marriage in 1793:

Stephen PRICK and Sarah BAWLS
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: pete edwards on Tuesday 12 August 08 14:03 BST (UK)
This young Thomas went on to have good future,  most of you ( well the blokes more so )  :) :)  will use his name every day

Source Citation: Class: HO107; Piece: 2349; Folio: 303; Page: 19;



Pete :)
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: billkent on Tuesday 12 August 08 14:37 BST (UK)
It would have been even more odd had they lived in Hanger Lane. ::)
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: kesannah on Tuesday 12 August 08 15:10 BST (UK)
I have Martha INCEST in my family tree.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: billkent on Tuesday 12 August 08 15:24 BST (UK)
How did she climb up there?? ???
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: LisaOz on Sunday 03 October 10 01:48 BST (UK)
hysterical!! we were complaining that our surnames were just too polular; things could be worse.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: nort on Sunday 03 October 10 12:57 BST (UK)
I'm sure i posted these on another thread somewhere.

on FBMD marriages 1853 a Nappy Farty (bet she was pleased to be getting wed)

also loads of William Quarterly's (quarterly bill)

my dad also used to tell me when he was young there was a sign on a shop that always made him laugh when he saw it (me too)
'Woodcocks For Dolls'

Steve

Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: NEILKE on Sunday 03 October 10 13:07 BST (UK)
i came across fanny panting
neil
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Sloe Gin on Sunday 03 October 10 16:06 BST (UK)
i came across fanny panting

You naughty boy.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: NEILKE on Sunday 03 October 10 16:22 BST (UK)
hi sloe gin i like the boy bit lol
neil
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: mrs.tenacious on Sunday 03 October 10 17:34 BST (UK)
Fanny Burns.

Ouch.   :o

Mrs. T.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: organicgardener on Sunday 03 October 10 22:16 BST (UK)
Not so much in the past but our local doctors were Crap, Clap and Whistle didn't go to them myself !!
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Trees on Monday 04 October 10 07:08 BST (UK)
In this months WDYTYA mag there is a baptism of a poor child parents were a miss Fish married to a Mr Fish who used the double name for their children ie .... Fish-Fish but they must have been totally out of it when they gave their son the first name Fish so poor child was Fish Fish Fish
bet he refused to eat his haddock
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Redroger on Monday 04 October 10 20:14 BST (UK)
Pimp was (is?) a surname in Lincolnshire, which also gives the name Hussey
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: giraffe on Monday 04 October 10 22:34 BST (UK)
1. I also remember the estate agents Doolittle and Dalley, they had an office in Bridgnorth, Shropshire as I remember.
2. There was also a Dental Surgery in St Mary's  Street - the name on the plaque outside said @Philpott and Peade!
3. A friend of mine named Theresa married John Green.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: rutht22000 on Monday 04 October 10 22:43 BST (UK)
We've got a Fanny Breeds (how appropriate ;D) and a Fanny Clapp.

and a Minnie Hart (ok until she married....... to a Mr Willie C*ck  :-[)

and a fair few Freakes and Looneys
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: giraffe on Monday 04 October 10 23:14 BST (UK)
Juat remembered there are 2 villages in Worcestershire - Wyre Piddle, North Piddle, and I think also a Piddle in the Hole! Thanks everyone for all the laughs,
giraffe
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Helen D on Monday 04 October 10 23:51 BST (UK)
I may have mentioned these earlier, but I have got a Fanny Fidler with her brother William (think about it)! :D

Helen
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Redroger on Tuesday 05 October 10 18:12 BST (UK)
I once worked with a P.C. Green, think about it! possibly an infection in the water!
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: coombs on Thursday 07 October 10 13:29 BST (UK)
Fanny Brain.  ;D
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: toni* on Thursday 07 October 10 19:03 BST (UK)
i dont think some of these surnames are unfortunate its only when teamed with their first name they become so
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Trees on Thursday 07 October 10 23:38 BST (UK)
well Mum was a Pratt   some of her brothers took their wive's names to bypass it   but it simple meant cunning or clever so what is wrong with being a Pratt  ???
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: oldtimer on Friday 08 October 10 15:56 BST (UK)
James Turd married Mary Dibble at Farnham, Surrey on 11th May 1769  :)
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: jacquelineve on Friday 08 October 10 20:18 BST (UK)

Census (various)
                             German Bacon

Jackie
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Lisajj on Friday 08 October 10 22:21 BST (UK)
This is a very funny thread...
I have found while looking for my relatives: Royal Albert Johnson and also a Fanny Beard!
In my hubby's tree there's a Minnie Oxley (and Minnie was the name she was christened with). 
My brother's girlfriend has a marriage between a COOK and a BLOW - Cook 'n' Blow, sounds like something from JML! lol

At work we had rather a lot of customers with amusing names - I can't post as they are all still living.  But it inspired a few of us to come up with our alter-egos!  I became Elvira Magenta-Foghorn and one of the lads became Tarquinn Fenderbolt!   We also went through a phase of using the phonetic alphabet.  I was Lima Juliet and we had a scottish chap who liked a drink or two, and using his initials he became Whiskey Hotel!  lol
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Trees on Friday 08 October 10 23:14 BST (UK)
oh er my grandfather was Albert johnson but he wasn't Royal  :'( I always thought Albert Johnson Quay in Portsmouth was names after him.... some hope fame we don't do
Trees
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Whenu on Saturday 09 October 10 22:45 BST (UK)
Good thread, i have a "Halfhead" back in the early 1800's from Llangym, cheers
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Redroger on Sunday 10 October 10 08:33 BST (UK)
Many of these old surnames have died out, either through too many females being born, or through disuse and change in an era which though it considers itself more open is at least as prudish as the Victorians.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: t mo on Sunday 10 October 10 20:20 BST (UK)
 i can add a spring winkle to your list he became a publican !!!!! ;D , also seen a christmas day  and a rose water
trevor
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: vowles on Sunday 07 November 10 19:52 GMT (UK)
just doodling around and found this section on roots chat ,it made me chuckle.
Having a keen interest in surnames as ya do I often look at wedding announcements to see if any of the names could be a link with mine , and to see if the bride as changed her surname for better or worse. ;D
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Redroger on Monday 08 November 10 14:38 GMT (UK)
I know of a Terry Towle because his mother though it sounded right!
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Phil Goater on Wednesday 08 December 10 17:17 GMT (UK)
I have myself inadvertently invited a schoolmaster to visit the toilet when answering a name call at school - I had a twin brother so had to add my initial. I'm just glad that my initial wasn't 'L'! Also while at school we had a few lads join us in the sixth form and there was no doubting the masculinity of John Thomas and Ivor Dick......' ;D', .

Phil
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Suzy W on Wednesday 08 December 10 19:36 GMT (UK)
So many funny names ;D

Without getting myself into deep water like a certain T.V personality.  There is a Indian M.P who's last name is Dicshit, and yes it is said the way it looks.

I think we all got teased with our names as children, my mother's maiden name was Tew, she ended up being called chewing gum, chew chew train, but still I would prefer that over Dicshit any day.

Suzy W
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: rutht22000 on Wednesday 08 December 10 20:03 GMT (UK)
found another one that made me giggle

"Willie Fartwell"

until I realised it had been mistranscribed and it was Hartwell...
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: toni* on Wednesday 08 December 10 20:03 GMT (UK)
Many of these old surnames have died out, either through too many females being born, or through disuse and change in an era which though it considers itself more open is at least as prudish as the Victgorians.
i agree !
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Redroger on Thursday 09 December 10 21:09 GMT (UK)
A deceased former colleague of mine gloried in the name of Richard (Dick) Willey. He referred to himself as Richard everyone else called him Dick. The two most unfortunate surnames I have come across both from the 19th century are Pimp, and Whoreson!
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Trees on Sunday 12 December 10 16:15 GMT (UK)
The Pine Coffins were owner of a large area of lamd in North Devon
one of the ancestors kept the Coffin Arms which is probably the strangest pub name on my list of over 70 pubs!

Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: rutht22000 on Sunday 12 December 10 17:49 GMT (UK)
found a Nora Knocker... :)
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Mark1973 on Friday 17 December 10 13:30 GMT (UK)
One of the names i come across whilst researching was Crotchrode Whiffing ???
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Redroger on Friday 17 December 10 15:03 GMT (UK)
Presumably his friends (if any) all wore clothes pegs?
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: cms on Thursday 06 January 11 19:46 GMT (UK)
Not of the past but the present - a listener phoning in to Radio 2 yesterday had the surname Lovelady. Today Simon Mayo had Nick Barrett on his programme to talk about surnames, and Lovelady was mentioned. Nick made it worse by suggesting that the poor man's ancestor had been a philanderer!
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Redroger on Thursday 06 January 11 20:40 GMT (UK)
In the male gender that is the origin of the surname Luffman from Anglo Saxon Leofman - man of love. By the 13th century in Geoffrey Chaucer the name had just such connotations.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: mommabear on Thursday 03 February 11 22:24 GMT (UK)
Have laughed my socks off reading this thread.
I dont have a funny ancestor as such but my grandfather was welsh. In wales they called people by their occupation, i.e. Dai the bus, Emlyn the milk. My Grandad was called Richard Lewis and he had and electric shop, they called him electric Dick.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: rutht22000 on Thursday 03 February 11 22:53 GMT (UK)
oh dear - looking for my great great aunt the other day and turned up family of "C*ckrings" by accident :-[   
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: copperbeech5 on Friday 04 February 11 00:01 GMT (UK)
I used to have an old lady friend, who's sister was called Monica.

It always amused me when Mrs O referred to her sister as "our Monica"!!
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Rufous Treecreeper on Friday 04 February 11 00:37 GMT (UK)
A lady who has become legend in my area was named Ophelia.  She married Mr Dickie  ;)

Mo
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Willow 4873 on Friday 04 February 11 09:03 GMT (UK)
My friend at work has the unfortunate surname of Horney which is actually a corruption of Horniblow (yes have done her tree)

We had to change the set up of her e-mail address because the domain started rejecting it!

Willow x
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Redroger on Friday 04 February 11 17:41 GMT (UK)
50 years ago a railway depot in the East Midlands had the following staff by consecutive pay numbers: Herc*ck; Hisc*ck and Myc*ck; we were instructed (yes really!) that when we were checking the timesheets at this depot to refer to them as Smith, Smith, Smith, so as to not give offence to the ladies in the office.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: rachelralph on Monday 07 February 11 17:05 GMT (UK)
oh this thread has had me giggling for about half an hour now. i was reasearching moore the other day and came across a ponder moore!
my nan swears her neighbour had the surname roads and called their son dusty!

but my favourite in my tree is a lady called decima shackcloth, a unusual name anyway, but when she married she became decima knobbs (say it fast enough)  needless to say my husband took to asking me every 10 mins for the rest of the day 'decima knobbs?!'  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Redroger on Monday 07 February 11 17:08 GMT (UK)
There's really no answer to that, except that in Poole there is a pub named "The Dorset Knob"!
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: stonechat on Tuesday 08 February 11 10:55 GMT (UK)


A friend of mine lives and works in Germany his surname is MIST, which causes much amusment for his German friends and neighbours. It is German for dung [for want of a better word].



You can imagine what the germans though of the drink Irish Mist
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Seoras on Tuesday 08 February 11 11:21 GMT (UK)
I had a maths teacher named Pratt....................and he was.

George.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: BettyofKent on Tuesday 08 February 11 13:55 GMT (UK)
I remember a teacher named Piddle.


Betty
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: z on Tuesday 08 February 11 14:44 GMT (UK)
Hi

Wasn't the surname that caught my eye :o

Sexy Cook

 Freebmd Oct 1848 Bedminster Gloucs

Z :)
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: aitkin on Wednesday 09 February 11 02:14 GMT (UK)
My mother often spoke of a friend when she was young, likely the '20's.
Friend Ima's last name was Hogg.   ???
How could parents do that.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: nickgc on Wednesday 09 February 11 04:09 GMT (UK)
re Ima Hogg:  Was your mother from Texas?

When I was a kid, other people talked about Ima having a sister named Ura.  She was actually quite an amazing woman.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ima_Hogg

According to the cited article, "Similar unfortunate baby names according to United States Census records include Ima Pigg, Ima Muskrat, Ima Nut, Ima Hooker, Ima Weiner, Ima Reck, Ima Pain and Ima Butt."

Nick
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: aitkin on Thursday 10 February 11 01:31 GMT (UK)
My mother was from Ontario (Canada)
Quite a story there on Wikipedia.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Redroger on Thursday 10 February 11 18:06 GMT (UK)
A modern one. Has anyone else spotted that the name Asil Nadir is an anagram of Lisa Drain. Quite appropriate!
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: toni* on Saturday 12 February 11 13:06 GMT (UK)
i have an unfortunate surname but not of the past! i was talking yesterday on the phone to a mrs Tiplady! lol
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: BumbleB on Sunday 13 February 11 10:58 GMT (UK)
I've just come across a wonderful surname - Welch-Lamb  ::)  I kid you not!!

BumbleB
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Sharon01 on Sunday 13 February 11 11:09 GMT (UK)
Hi,

Until now I have not come across any unfortunate names, the only one is a female in my tree with the name Stewart, has anyone else come across the name Stewart for a girl?

Sharon
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: BumbleB on Sunday 13 February 11 11:21 GMT (UK)
No, haven't come across a girl using a boy's name - but I do have four guys in my tree called Allison two cousins, then one of them married into a family who had two in their family.  Whilst they were all in the West Riding, they came from different areas.

BumbleB
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: aitkin on Sunday 13 February 11 16:01 GMT (UK)
As a variation on the subject, how about unfortunate initials.
I won't use his full last name because I'm sure he is still around, but back in High School there was a fellow names Vern Davi...........
We called him "disease".   Maybe one should say unfortunate friends.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Emjaybee on Sunday 13 February 11 18:06 GMT (UK)
A  ndrew R  onald Sole who preferred to sign his name Ron

My neice married a Merry then a Bright

A friend was Bird and married a Brain.

A lad at school with a polish background, well it started with W ended in offski, guess the rest.

My name is Beard hopeless when searching as I get all the long, grey, black and shorts.

My mum was a Voyce.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Redroger on Sunday 13 February 11 19:42 GMT (UK)
Ron Sole; yes understandable he should sign thus. In Lincolnshire there is a village Mavis Enderby. This is also a surname, the male bearers of the name invariably hyphenate the two words.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: nickgc on Sunday 13 February 11 22:03 GMT (UK)
Quote
Stewart for a girl

In 1840s Scotland, Stewart was almost solely a female name.  Found this some time ago while transcribing 1841 census. 

Nick
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Sharon01 on Monday 14 February 11 07:11 GMT (UK)
Thanks Nick,

My Stewart was born in Cumberland but there are probably Scottish roots somewhere.

Sharon
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: mare on Monday 14 February 11 19:18 GMT (UK)
Sometimes it is just the combinations of names that make them unfortunate and I was reminded again of that with your post Mike, especially your own surname where parents have unwittingly given a daughter the name Helen, causing much derision!  ... difficult with marriage combinations to choose, though many women of course keep their own now, e.g Faye who didn't think it was wise to take the surname King!... one of those everyday names you have to be careful with ;)
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Alexander. on Tuesday 15 February 11 04:51 GMT (UK)
Polly Gammie

I checked that her husband was only ever married once. Why she didn't choose any of the other nicknames for Mary, I don't know.  ;D
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: GMCT_archivist on Tuesday 15 February 11 11:13 GMT (UK)
Iknew a guy called Crapper, who was in his 40s.  He announced that he wasn't having his children brought up with a name like that, so he was changing it to Brown.  Couldn't help thinking there wasn't much difference....
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Serge on Tuesday 15 February 11 19:29 GMT (UK)
I went to school with a chap named Les Brain,but he was always known as Brain Les.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: genjan1953 on Friday 18 March 11 00:28 GMT (UK)
When I worked for the DHSS (National Insurance Office) about 30 years ago (crikey, was it that long ago?!) a name I remember from my client records is Grabzebalski.  Honestly.  Think the chap was Polish.  It was a source of great merriment in the office at the time - can't think why  ::)

A name from my own ancestry is Mary Fairy (also spelt as Farey).  It always tickles me when I read it.  She became Mary Branson when she married which is much more boring!
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: rachelralph on Friday 18 March 11 07:48 GMT (UK)
i have just come across a walter wall, its not so much an unfortunate name but i did think to myself that its a bit mean of the parents 'wall to wall'
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: suey on Friday 18 March 11 11:20 GMT (UK)


Just found in Nuthurst Sussex baptisms - 1729 William Piseyfull   ;D
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: stonechat on Friday 18 March 11 13:49 GMT (UK)
For a day or two I though a Moses Daffy was in my tree, but I corrected an error

Pity
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Lal on Tuesday 22 March 11 21:20 GMT (UK)
This thread made me think of a tale my dad tells about someone he knows called 'Ball' who went with his lass for the traditional chat to the vicar before they got married. The vicar declared "Oh you're all Balls and Rimmers round here!"

Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Rena on Tuesday 22 March 11 21:42 GMT (UK)
This thread made me think of a tale my dad tells about someone he knows called 'Ball' who went with his lass for the traditional chat to the vicar before they got married. The vicar declared "Oh you're all Balls and Rimmers round here!"


That reminded me we used a subcontracting partnership of builders called Ball & Cox.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: downside on Tuesday 22 March 11 22:36 GMT (UK)
Undoubtedly the worse surname of all time, as found on the freeBMD index is:

Guess

Can you imagine having to explain to someone for the rest of your life that it really is your surname?
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Redroger on Wednesday 23 March 11 13:48 GMT (UK)
This reminds me of a joke that was current about the Doncaster Director of Education. He supposedly appeared on Mastermind and when asked his name replied - you guessed- Pass!
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: amazon510 on Sunday 03 April 11 01:13 BST (UK)
Not a surname, but there is a place in Newfoundland called Dildo.  No lie.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dildo,_Newfoundland_and_Labrador

J.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: youngtug on Sunday 03 April 11 01:22 BST (UK)
Knew someone whose name sounded similar to  "Pissintheditch".  Wonder if he's still called that? ::)
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Redroger on Sunday 03 April 11 09:15 BST (UK)
I believe there is a village in North east Scotland called Tw*t. People who bear this as a locative surname (if any) are indeed unfortunate!
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Wharfrat on Friday 08 April 11 16:58 BST (UK)
I have a book at home which gives a short biography on past British admirals,  & featured in this is a chap called Sir Cloudesley Shovell.  He died on 21 October 1707 when his ship - the Association - was wrecked on the Scilly Islands.

^His daughter married the brother of my 6x great grandmother....

The other day, I found a more distant relative of mine had a servant called Fanny Beaver *suppresses a snigger*
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: mrs.tenacious on Friday 08 April 11 17:02 BST (UK)


The other day, I found a more distant relative of mine had a servant called Fanny Beaver *suppresses a snigger*

I couldn't suppress one, Wharfrat - in fact that induced a whopping laugh-out-loud! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Mrs. T.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Helen D on Monday 11 April 11 13:47 BST (UK)
I think I have already mentioned my "Fanny Fiddler"  ;D :o
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: mrs.tenacious on Monday 11 April 11 18:26 BST (UK)
...and again..... :o ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: RedMystic on Monday 11 April 11 19:52 BST (UK)
These people are not part on my tree, but I came across them years ago. They were twin girls (fortunately for them, exceptionally good looking): Ima and Ura Hogg.

What were their parents thinking! :o :o :o
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Redroger on Tuesday 12 April 11 11:48 BST (UK)
Perhaps they had a VERY warped sense of humour. I once met a lady named Hogg, she both looked and smelt like one unfortunately!
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: LoneyBones on Tuesday 12 April 11 12:33 BST (UK)
Someone had better go delete a few posts...this thread is past the 20 page limit.  ::)
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: em79 on Tuesday 31 July 12 12:35 BST (UK)
A friend of mine had an elderly aunt called Minnie Small! they used to call her tiny Min she was about 4ft 6"
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Redroger on Tuesday 31 July 12 19:56 BST (UK)
Someone had better go delete a few posts...this thread is past the 20 page limit.  ::)

No one seems bothered, it is well past the 20!
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: James R. Yeowell on Monday 13 August 12 04:40 BST (UK)
There's the well known female television gardener named Gay Search and also the BBC Radio news presenter Fenella Fudge (who I believe got married).  In fact, her full name is Fenella Mimosa Estelle Hadingham but married a Fudge.

In the south west of England there's a car firm named Dick Lovett.

Plus anyone with ancestors with amusing names doesn't want them to be from Fingringhoe in Essex.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: TropiConsul on Monday 13 August 12 05:05 BST (UK)
These people are not part on my tree, but I came across them years ago. They were twin girls (fortunately for them, exceptionally good looking): Ima and Ura Hogg.

What were their parents thinking! :o :o :o

Ima Hogg was born in 1882, the only daughter of Governor James Hogg of Texas.  She was a noted philanthropist.  Sorry, no Ura is to be found in this family.

http://www.fm.coe.uh.edu/comparisons/ima1a.html
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Redroger on Monday 13 August 12 19:07 BST (UK)

In the south west of England there's a car firm named Dick Lovett.

I once knew of a man named Hugh Dick (Think about it!)
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: weste on Tuesday 14 August 12 19:07 BST (UK)
I've seen the Surname PEE, christian names John Thomas . I 've just noticed someone having 3 christian names in another family Faith, Hope and Charity.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Redroger on Tuesday 14 August 12 21:25 BST (UK)
I've seen the Surname PEE, christian names John Thomas . I 've just noticed someone having 3 christian names in another family Faith, Hope and Charity.

Would John Willy have been worse?
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: weste on Tuesday 14 August 12 22:16 BST (UK)
Possibly!
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: weste on Wednesday 15 August 12 08:01 BST (UK)
I've got another unfortunate when saddled with christian name ,Fanny Bate.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Redroger on Wednesday 15 August 12 15:42 BST (UK)
A lady named Towle called her son Terry because she thought it was appropriate.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: kevinf2349 on Saturday 18 August 12 23:30 BST (UK)
I know a lady who had a surname of "White" and she married a gentleman and decided to hyphenate her name....unfortunate really as his surname was "Winters".

I kid you not!
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: lakeview on Sunday 19 August 12 02:12 BST (UK)
I went to school with  a boy whose surname was Outhouse.  Not sure if other countries attach the same meaning to this word, which we Canadians use for the little house at the end of the garden with a crescent moon on the door.

Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Redroger on Sunday 19 August 12 14:44 BST (UK)
Canada and rural USA I believe, we call(ed) them closets amongst other things.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Redroger on Monday 27 August 12 11:53 BST (UK)
From the past (Yesterday BBC 1pm News!!) French winegrower, Dominique Paillearse, or which might translate as Bucketbutt :) Poor bloke!!
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: youngtug on Monday 27 August 12 21:49 BST (UK)
Your French translation is seriously flawed. ;D Although it is Paillarse, without the e.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Redroger on Tuesday 28 August 12 12:32 BST (UK)
That still makes it Bucket Butt, the translation was intended to be more frivolous than accurate. :D
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: youngtug on Tuesday 28 August 12 12:39 BST (UK)
OK. Reading it in english that is so. In French your spelling would be straw butt.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Redroger on Tuesday 28 August 12 12:46 BST (UK)
Probably worse in French, sounds a high fire risk. :D
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: youngtug on Tuesday 28 August 12 12:59 BST (UK)
Depends what is on the menu.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Peggysus on Sunday 09 September 12 02:04 BST (UK)
I have Goodwillie on my family tree a few centuries ago  - quite happy to see that one phased out although I think there's a footballer by that name - possibly a distant relative?
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: doktorb on Wednesday 19 September 12 21:25 BST (UK)
I am reminded of a girl from school who had a child (whilst still at High School, heh), who she called "Christian"

Some years later, I bumped into her, caught up on one or two things. She'd married a fella with the surname........Christian.

"Does that mean....is your youngest called Christian Christian?"

She assured me he wasn't but I was never sure....
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: PaulStaffs on Wednesday 19 September 12 21:33 BST (UK)
Haven't read through all the pages in this thread but this grave on my site is interesting (wifes' first/last name).

http://www.digdeeper.org.uk/images/genealogy/john_hole.jpg

Paul

PS Including her middle name also has some sort of filthy connotation (FF Manhole) :D
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Redroger on Thursday 20 September 12 21:03 BST (UK)
From the present: Cruddas-Butt  ;)
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: CarolA3 on Friday 21 September 12 00:33 BST (UK)
Noticed this tonight while looking for something else on Berkshire Marriage Index:

Parish of Speen, St Mary, 5 March 1717/18:
John CRAP married Mary SHITTLE :-X
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Guyana on Friday 21 September 12 17:10 BST (UK)

In the south west of England there's a car firm named Dick Lovett.

I once knew of a man named Hugh Dick (Think about it!)
Wonder if this bloke was Head of the family?
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past
Post by: Redroger on Friday 21 September 12 19:18 BST (UK)

In the south west of England there's a car firm named Dick Lovett.

I once knew of a man named Hugh Dick (Think about it!)
Wonder if this bloke was Head of the family?

Surely he would have to be Richard Head  ;)
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: CarolA3 on Saturday 22 September 12 01:21 BST (UK)
Funny you should say that Roger, there used to be an insurance broker (in Colchester I think - Essex anyway) bearing that unfortunate name.  Caused a few sniggers among my more junior colleagues ...............
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: TropiConsul on Saturday 22 September 12 02:28 BST (UK)
My father-in-law was named Richard and gave his only son the same name.  They were known in the community as Big D--- and Little D--- and I think neither of them enjoyed that familiarity!  :-[
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: patvp1 on Saturday 22 September 12 03:39 BST (UK)
Austin Severn & Miles Long.
I kid you not..know ém both.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: kb0fhp on Saturday 22 September 12 04:24 BST (UK)
We can't forget John Doe and his brother Dil
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Redroger on Sunday 23 September 12 12:06 BST (UK)
Though I never worked with a Richard Head, I once worked with a Richard Willey (now deceased) He was known to everyone who worked with him as Dick, but always referred to himself as Richard.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Rufous Treecreeper on Tuesday 25 September 12 03:25 BST (UK)
Found Fanny Holder in burial records recently  ;)

Mo
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Bilge on Tuesday 25 September 12 07:54 BST (UK)
I found......

Reverend Isaac Hunt.

b.1742 Barbados
d.1809 London
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Redroger on Tuesday 25 September 12 11:57 BST (UK)
I found......

Reverend Isaac Hunt.

b.1742 Barbados
d.1809 London

50 years ago I calculated the wages for a man of that name every week. He was from the West Indies strangely enough.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Deb D on Thursday 18 October 12 01:07 BST (UK)
This one's a more recent one; -

Expecting parents, none too bright, had just found out they were having a little girl.  Still excited, they were doing the household shopping when they found a product name on the shelves, and thought it sounded pretty ... so when she was born, they gave the child a name they pronounced as

"Kerraussinay"

The actual spelling on this poor little girl's BC is "Kerosene"

 :o
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: GrahamSimons on Thursday 18 October 12 12:15 BST (UK)
More recently (well, not very recently, readers will work out the approximate date as we go along) I heard tell of a boy whose mum took him to the village school to line him up for the recception class - "And what's your son's name?" Mum: "Seen." Teacher (a bit confused, hadn't met this name before, decides on subterfuge to find out more): "That's nice. Please could you pop in tomorrow with his birth certificate?"

So tomorrow comes, birth cert brought in by Mum, spelling of the name is Sean. Teacher, brightly: "And how did you choose that name?" Mum:"Well, there's Sean Connery in the Bond films and I really like him."
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Redroger on Thursday 18 October 12 16:36 BST (UK)
My daughter once had a pupil whose forename was Lenin; the boy's mother told her he had been named after the Beetle who was murdered, i.e. John Lenin!!
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: smudwhisk on Thursday 18 October 12 21:39 BST (UK)
I recently had to create a corporate email account for a placement student from Korea, his "2nd" first name was "Bum", it did cause quite an amusement in our area and apparently in the department he was due to work in (as I double checked what was his family name).  Admittedly it isn't likely to have the same connotations in Korea, but it's a little unfortunate for him working over here. ;D
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: anpefa1 on Wednesday 24 October 12 21:44 BST (UK)
just today i came across a woman with the name gotobed also is there really a michael hunt out there?

anonemouse
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Bilge on Wednesday 24 October 12 23:38 BST (UK)
Now here's a young lady from the 1871 Census with a few problems her name was  Fanny Whistler :-[
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Helen D on Thursday 25 October 12 12:11 BST (UK)
I know one anonemouse :o ;D. I always call him Michael ;D
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: kevinf2349 on Friday 26 October 12 04:43 BST (UK)
I have just found a 1901 Census entry while looking for a distant relative.

Quote
Clara Sullivan 22
Willie Dick 3  :o
Vincent Dea 3

Why do parents do this?
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Cell on Friday 26 October 12 13:53 BST (UK)
also is there really a michael hunt out there?

anonemouse


Yes ,he sells used cars here in Brisbane. It is a genuine used car dealership:
( warning -don't watch below link if easily offended)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vs9bSjMejdo
Kind regards
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Redroger on Friday 26 October 12 19:05 BST (UK)
This thread referred earlier to an Isaac Hunt a minister in the West Indies. I calculated the wages for an Isaac Hunt when I worked in a railway payroll section 50 years ago.,
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: youngtug on Friday 26 October 12 21:49 BST (UK)
This thread referred earlier to an Isaac Hunt a minister in the West Indies. I calculated the wages for an Isaac Hunt when I worked in a railway payroll section 50 years ago.,

  quote author=Redroger link=topic=610843.msg4656195#msg4656195 date=1348570632]
I found......

Reverend Isaac Hunt.

b.1742 Barbados
d.1809 London

50 years ago I calculated the wages for a man of that name every week. He was from the West Indies strangely enough.


Your repeating yourself Redroger.


tHAT CUT AND PASTE ENDED UP A LITTLE STRANGE
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Redroger on Sunday 28 October 12 18:33 GMT (UK)
The repetition was deliberate to ensure the current reader had access to it!!   ;)
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Redroger on Tuesday 18 December 12 20:24 GMT (UK)
Though so far as I know the following is ficticious, the surname given and the address certainly exist:

Mr and Mrs. Weedon, Pi**y Bush Lane, Hatfield, Doncaster  ;)
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Guyana on Wednesday 19 December 12 11:38 GMT (UK)
A little more innocuous, Policemen named PC Bobby (Warwickshire) and Sergeant Sargent (Staffs).
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: molly90 on Friday 28 December 12 14:31 GMT (UK)
Hi
How about a baby boy called Harley (surname is Davison)
I kid you not!

Molly :'(
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Redroger on Friday 28 December 12 19:43 GMT (UK)
Believe you Molly, 50 years ago a woman at Grimsby named her son Terry; her surname Towle!!
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: CarolA3 on Friday 28 December 12 20:00 GMT (UK)
Years ago, there was a MORRIS family who named their son Austin - and yes, he worked at the car plant at Cowley.

(But no, he wasn't related to the William Morris (Lord Nuffield) who founded the company ::))
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Guyana on Saturday 29 December 12 11:54 GMT (UK)
I've just been reminded by my sons, that they were at school with a girl called Juliette Cox. And No. 1 son remembers a girl called Lindsey Doyle.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Guyana on Saturday 29 December 12 11:56 GMT (UK)
Years ago, there was a MORRIS family who named their son Austin - and yes, he worked at the car plant at Cowley.

(But no, he wasn't related to the William Morris (Lord Nuffield) who founded the company ::))
What about the Rugby star, Austin Healey?
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Redroger on Saturday 29 December 12 15:18 GMT (UK)
I know a family surnamed Minor, strangely he was worked for the coal board as an underground fitter. No, his son was NOT named Morris.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: jacquelineve on Friday 04 January 13 12:25 GMT (UK)


   I used to work with a girl named Anette Kirton.

Jackie
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: bykerlads on Saturday 05 January 13 20:15 GMT (UK)
Nicholas Mann?
Helen Back?
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: TropiConsul on Saturday 05 January 13 20:44 GMT (UK)
In my family tree we have John Wetmore.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: TropiConsul on Saturday 05 January 13 20:49 GMT (UK)
And I have never know what to make with Mercy Jelly.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: johncrowner on Monday 07 January 13 20:20 GMT (UK)
Two children of the same family- Anna and Faletic . Surname Shokk
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: MissySoo on Tuesday 08 January 13 20:23 GMT (UK)
I once had to call a gentleman to an interview room and had to keep a straight face as his first name was Biggles ..... others in his family were  .... Hericopter and Hurricane .............

 ???
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: jael438 on Wednesday 09 January 13 23:19 GMT (UK)
My Grandmothers maiden name
F**ny Wragg
it didn't occur to me until someone laughed
john
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: MissySoo on Thursday 10 January 13 19:54 GMT (UK)
I worked with a man who had been adopted as a child from Mexico ..... his first name was Juan and his adoptive surname was .... I kid you not ...... Inche.

Oh dear     ???
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Meezer on Thursday 31 January 13 22:12 GMT (UK)
My maiden surname was Crackles.

I learned to fight at school from an early age  ;)
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: margaretoz on Monday 09 January 17 06:39 GMT (UK)
My maiden name was LOVELADY.   I was always proud of it. 
My Dad was Richard Lovelady called Dick
My Brother was also Richard.
When working together on a building site they were known as Big Dick and Little Dick.

True story.

Incidentally, I married a Philpott
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Treetotal on Monday 09 January 17 23:38 GMT (UK)
Some real howlers on here....and laugh out load moments....brings to mind a time many years ago when I was helping out at the golf club when someone asked me to go into the clubhouse and ask if anyone had seen Mike Hunt  :o

Carol
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Jool on Monday 09 January 17 23:43 GMT (UK)
Carol, I'm sure no one had seen him  ;) ;D ;D
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Treetotal on Monday 09 January 17 23:51 GMT (UK)
I can still feel my cheeks burn when I remember the responses I got ;D ;D
Carol
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Rosinish on Tuesday 10 January 17 00:14 GMT (UK)
How about a baby boy called Harley (surname is Davison)
I kid you not!

Molly,

I have a name very similar in my tree, female but surname is minus the 'on'

I kid you not  ;)

Annie
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: stonechat on Tuesday 10 January 17 11:54 GMT (UK)
Hi
How about a baby boy called Harley (surname is Davison)
I kid you not!

Molly :'(
In a similar vein I recently found someone called Minnie Cooper
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: clairec666 on Tuesday 10 January 17 12:52 GMT (UK)
My sister is due to become Mrs Dickman when she gets married in April. We have an ancestor with the surname Titman. If only those families had met and gone double-barrelled! (My sister doesn't find this funny.)
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Redroger on Tuesday 10 January 17 13:30 GMT (UK)
I know of a boy called Terry because his mother thought it appropriate. Her surname TOWEL
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: PaulThommo on Thursday 02 February 17 08:02 GMT (UK)
Great site, has kept a smile on my face for ages.
My uncle William Crompton Thompson married a Louise Talbot (now both deceased), nothing wrong with that but my parents used to enjoy telling people that a WC married a Loo.
However many years ago I had a client called Carey Hunt, oh boy you had to be careful how you said his name!!!!
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: jaybelnz on Thursday 02 February 17 09:24 GMT (UK)
My Mum's GP had the surname of Doctor" - so he of course was Dr. Doctor! 
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Sinann on Thursday 02 February 17 18:30 GMT (UK)
I've always been glad none of my lot married into this family
http://www.census.nationalarchives.ie/pages/1911/Kildare/Morristownbiller/Cornelscourt/568051/
not that they weren't nice people, I knew some of their descendants back in the day and they were lovely but it must be one of the most difficult names to live with and not a name to just throw into google to see what turns up.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: coombs on Friday 03 February 17 13:34 GMT (UK)
I have a Hunt line in my family, lucky none of them were called Mike.  ;D

I did find an Ann Prick in my family tree recently. No rellies called Ivor luckily.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Redroger on Sunday 05 February 17 11:09 GMT (UK)
Hi
How about a baby boy called Harley (surname is Davison)
I kid you not!

Molly :'(
In a similar vein I recently found someone called Minnie Cooper
And Terry Towelling (honest!)
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Janelle on Saturday 11 March 17 04:34 GMT (UK)
Today I have found ... Ethel Trippass

 ;D poor lass
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Andrew Tarr on Saturday 11 March 17 09:27 GMT (UK)
In a similar vein I recently found someone called Minnie Cooper

Aren't we forgetting the English rugby player Austin Healey ?  I see no reason for 'kidding' - some parents are eager to do this, I think very few will have been unaware (unless the famous name came later of course).  I remember some unfortunate child being given all the names of the Liverpool football team, in about the 1980s I think.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: dublin1850 on Saturday 11 March 17 10:03 GMT (UK)
I taught an Earl Flynn and a Hubert Haddock.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: PaulThommo on Saturday 11 March 17 10:54 GMT (UK)
In a similar vein I recently found someone called Minnie Cooper

Aren't we forgetting the English rugby player Austin Healey ?  I see no reason for 'kidding' - some parents are eager to do this, I think very few will have been unaware (unless the famous name came later of course).  I remember some unfortunate child being given all the names of the Liverpool football team, in about the 1980s I think.

I thought it was the surnames of all the Manchester United first team players (but it could have been Liverpool). Can you imagine filling out your passport application form, easier just to stay in the UK.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: clairec666 on Saturday 11 March 17 12:07 GMT (UK)
I thought it was the surnames of all the Manchester United first team players (but it could have been Liverpool). Can you imagine filling out your passport application form, easier just to stay in the UK.

Former Brighton & Hove Albion player Charlie Oatway.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Oatway (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Oatway)
"Oatway's full name is Anthony Philip David Terry Frank Donald Stanley Gerry Gordon Stephen James Oatway. The reason behind this rather unusual name is the fact that both his parents were Queens Park Rangers fans, and decided to give their son the names of QPR's entire 1973 first team squad. When his parents told his aunt the proposed name, she said "he'd look a right Charlie", and the name stuck."
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Andrew Tarr on Saturday 11 March 17 17:31 GMT (UK)
I thought it was the surnames of all the Manchester United first team players (but it could have been Liverpool). Can you imagine filling out your passport application form, easier just to stay in the UK.

Very likely both, I should think any club worthy of the name would have at least one deluded fan.  I lived nearer to Liverpool than Manchester at that time.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: bradburyd on Saturday 11 March 17 17:34 GMT (UK)
Some great examples here :

http://web.pdx.edu/~davide/gene/names.htm

Including "Bele Wydecunthe"
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Redroger on Sunday 12 March 17 17:54 GMT (UK)
I knew of a child named Terry Towel, because his mother thought it appropriate. Poor kid!
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Sloe Gin on Tuesday 14 March 17 11:48 GMT (UK)
One might think that Mary SHITTLE might have looked forward to getting a new surname on marriage.
However, according to a marriage bond I found, she married John CRAP.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: barryd on Tuesday 14 March 17 12:09 GMT (UK)
One of my lines is the County Durham Freak, Frieck, Freick, etc. name. I am sure the ladies with that name are glad to get married.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: clairec666 on Tuesday 14 March 17 13:14 GMT (UK)
One might think that Mary SHITTLE might have looked forward to getting a new surname on marriage.
However, according to a marriage bond I found, she married John CRAP.

That would make a great double-barrelled surname ;D
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: GrahamSimons on Tuesday 14 March 17 16:28 GMT (UK)
I was reminded of this news story....
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7522952.stm
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Redroger on Tuesday 14 March 17 16:56 GMT (UK)
Depending on the date of marriage bond.Thomas Crapper lived from 1836-1910.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: PaulThommo on Wednesday 15 March 17 02:43 GMT (UK)
Of course there is the world famous cricket commentary by Brian Johnston when England were playing the West Indies " The bowler's Holding the batsman's Willey"
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: jaybelnz on Wednesday 15 March 17 04:20 GMT (UK)
Depending on the date of marriage bond.Thomas Crapper lived from 1836-1910.
And........his legacy lives on!    ;D
Good old Thomas Crapper!
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Sloe Gin on Wednesday 15 March 17 11:24 GMT (UK)
Depending on the date of marriage bond.Thomas Crapper lived from 1836-1910.

The one I quoted was Crap, not Crapper.  It was from 1716.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: coombs on Wednesday 15 March 17 11:54 GMT (UK)
A relative of mine, he may even be a direct rellie and remarried quite old was Matthias Eade who wed Elizabeth Pissey in Saxtead, Suffolk in 1743.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: stockman fred on Thursday 16 March 17 14:32 GMT (UK)
When I was a milkman, a Dutch couple on my round named their little girl Iona Marina which always made me smile, being a child of the '70s.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Redroger on Thursday 16 March 17 19:23 GMT (UK)
One might think that Mary SHITTLE might have looked forward to getting a new surname on marriage.
However, according to a marriage bond I found, she married John CRAP.

That would make a great double-barrelled surname ;D
It would indeed, then the Shittle-Craps could live in Butthole Lane Nr. Doncaster, and if they were very fortunate their daughter might marry a PIDDLE.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: stockman fred on Thursday 16 March 17 22:05 GMT (UK)
My ancestors lived at Turner's Piddle in Dorset. Then I believe they moved up in the world to possibly the worst address in the country, at No2, Shitterton
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Treetotal on Thursday 16 March 17 23:43 GMT (UK)
One might think that Mary SHITTLE might have looked forward to getting a new surname on marriage.
However, according to a marriage bond I found, she married John CRAP.

That would make a great double-barrelled surname ;D
It would indeed, then the Shittle-Craps could live in Butthole Lane Nr. Doncaster, and if they were very fortunate their daughter might marry a PIDDLE.

 ;D ;D ;D

Carol
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: jaybelnz on Friday 17 March 17 01:50 GMT (UK)
It would make a jolly good expletive too!  I can just imagine using that when I stub my toe or some other stupid thing that hurts!!   Ouch,! ------ "ShittleCrap"

Or if I think someone is telling me a lie!   ;D ;D ;D

I've just been uptown to get my groceries on Harley!  When I was coming back, I had to pass a group older biker people that were gathered on the footpath outside a motor bike showroom.  Some lovely bikes there, including a Harley! They stood aside to let me through, and one guy asked me if I wanted a race!   ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Rosinish on Friday 17 March 17 05:30 GMT (UK)
one guy asked me if I wanted a race!   ;D ;D ;D

Too slow Jeanne,

You should have replied..'Aye a Scotsman'  ::)

Annie
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: jaybelnz on Friday 17 March 17 08:24 GMT (UK)
 ;D ;D ;D ;D. Aye!!  😜  He was actually quite cute too!.,
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: TropiConsul on Saturday 12 August 17 00:23 BST (UK)
I have Elisabethen Tixtorn whose father, Agnaa,  married Agnes Altgelt about 1618 in Siegen, Westfalen, Prussia.  I hope they were not prosecuted for witchcraft.
Title: Re: Unfortunate surnames of the past #2
Post by: Malcolm55 on Saturday 12 August 17 00:46 BST (UK)
Has anyone mentioned Shatwell?