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Found in --old book !!!!!
« on: Saturday 23 October 04 15:11 BST (UK) »
 :) Hi again found this in an old book called Comic verse 1962 ,,!

   Thought you may find interesting !

House wifes epitaph    anon

 Here lies a poor woman who always tired,She lived in a house where help wasn't hired . Her last words on earth were ; Dear freinds ,Iam going where cooking ain't done,nor sweeping,nor sewing; and everything there is exact to my wishes,For where they don't eat there's no washing of dishes.
 I'll be where loud anthems will always be ringing ,But having no voice I'll be quit of singing .
 Don't mourn for me now , don't mourn for me never .
        I am going to do nothing for ever and ever .........

Aberdeen epitaph. anon,

                  Here lies the body of Elizabeth Charlotte,Born a virgin ,died a harlot:She was aye a virgin at seventeen --A remarkable thing in Aberdeen.!!


Last,
         Suffolk Epitaph   anon ,,
                        Stranger pass by waste no time on bad biography and careless  rhyme.
 For what i am ,this humble dust encloses; And what i was is no affair of yo,ses ...
                     (so thats telling you  ;D  )
God Knew Elvis was Tired so he called him to rest !................
"I like it well done, Cooked. I ain't orderin' a pet."
--Elvis Presley, On Meat
"Don't be like nobody else or you'll be livin' a lie, and that ain't livin'."
--Elvis Presley, On Individuality