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« Reply #81 on: Sunday 16 March 08 06:11 GMT (UK) »
Hey cuzzie annie,

I'm sorry - I haven't been on for a few days and I haven't seen this until now.

So glad to hear you are on the mend - continue to take care and I look forward to seeing you back in the chat room!

Cheers

cuzzie Karen.
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« Reply #82 on: Sunday 16 March 08 08:18 GMT (UK) »
hi ann
sorry to here your not upto scratch,   :'(  take care of your self  and see you back in the chat room soon :) :-*
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« Reply #83 on: Sunday 16 March 08 16:01 GMT (UK) »
Annie, I only saw this thread today. I wish you a very speedy recovery.
Take care

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« Reply #84 on: Sunday 16 March 08 17:10 GMT (UK) »
Annie - I have a friend who is a good looking single doctor. He's looking for a new job....
Perhaps I should send him to Australia.
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« Reply #85 on: Monday 17 March 08 06:00 GMT (UK) »
Hello Everyone from Annie! :)

Annie is a little bit better as her off days.  I have spoken with her on the phone a short time ago, and she sends her love to everyone.  Anne thanks to everyone for their support.  She'll be going back to the hospital in Melbourne sometime next week. That's all I can say for now.

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« Reply #86 on: Monday 17 March 08 08:03 GMT (UK) »
Hi annie

Some Hospital Bloopers that may give you a laugh.

Hospital Chart Bloopers

Actual writings on hospital charts:

    * She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

    * Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

    * On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.

    * The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

    * The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

    * Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.

    * Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.

    * The patient refused autopsy.

# The patient has no previous history of suicides.

# Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

# Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.

# Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

# She is numb from her toes down.

# While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.

# The skin was moist and dry.

# Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

# Patient was alert and unresponsive.

# Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

# She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.

# I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

# Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

# Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

# The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

# The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stock broker instead.

# Skin: somewhat pale but present.

# The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

# Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.

# Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

#
Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Keep on mending



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« Reply #87 on: Monday 17 March 08 08:17 GMT (UK) »
Some more funnies to keep you in good spirits

BORED HUSBAND

A mild mannered man is tired of his wife  always
bossing him around, so he decides to go to a
psychiatrist.  The doctor tells him he has to
develop self esteem.

The doctor gives him a booklet on assertive  training.
He reads it on the way home.

When he walks through the door and his wife  comes
to greet him, he tells her, "From now on I'm the man
of this  home and my word is law. When I come home
from work I want my dinner  on the table. Now get
upstairs and lay me some clothes on the bed  because
I'm going out with the boys tonight. Then draw my
bath.  When I get out of the tub guess who is going
to dress me and comb my  hair?"

"The undertaker." she replies.


BREAK MY ARMS

"Doc," said the young man lying down on the couch, "you've got to help
 me!  Every night I have the same horrible dream.  I'm lying in bed when
 all of the sudden five women rush in and start tearing off my clothes."
 The psychiatrist nodded, "And what do you do?"
 "I push them away."
 "I see.  What do you want me to do?"
 The patient implored, "Break my arms."

 URINALYSIS

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says

to Mike behind him, “My elbow hurts like hell.

I guess I better see a doctor.”

“Listen, you don’t have to spend that kind of money,”

Mike replies. “There’s a diagnostic computer at the

drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample

and the computer’ll tell you what’s wrong and what to

do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten

dollars...a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor.”

So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and

takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars,

and the computer lights up and asks for the urine

sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water

and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two

weeks.

That evening while thinking how amazing this new

technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer

could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool

sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and

daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good

measure.

Jack hurries back to the drugstore, eager to check

the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his

concoction, and awaits the results. The computer

prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.

2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal

shampoo.

3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into

rehab.

4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They aren’t

yours. Get a lawyer.

5. If you don’t stop playing with yourself, your

elbow will never get better.

DOES CHILDBIRTH HURT?

A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her
first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies,
"Well, I'm a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?"

The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to woman and
pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it's difficult to describe pain."
"I know, but can't you give me some idea?," she asks.
"Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little..."
"Like this?"
"A little more..."
"Like this?"
"No. A little more..."
"Like this?"
"Yes. Does that hurt?"
"A little bit."
"Now stretch it over your head!"


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« Reply #88 on: Monday 17 March 08 20:24 GMT (UK) »
Annie, Hope this makes you smile.

Smiling   is infectious, you catch it like the flu.
When someone smiled at me today I started smiling too.

I walked around the corner and someone saw  me grin.
When he smiled  I realised I passed it onto him.

I thought about the smile and then  realised  what its worth.
A single smile like mine could travel round the earth.

So if you feel a smile begin  don't leave it undetected.
Start an epidemic and get the world infected.

Lots of love,  Bambam xxxxxxxxxxxx

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« Reply #89 on: Wednesday 19 March 08 02:41 GMT (UK) »
ANNIE IS HOME
FROM
HOSPITAL
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Although Annie is home from hospital, she will be having lots of rest and won't be able to do lookups for awhile.
If she doesn't, I'll just have to go down there and smack her bottom.  Then again, I might have to take a number and get in line.   LOL

Annie still tires easily so please don't bombard her with a zillion questions.

I'm sure you are happy to be home Annie.  No-one likes being stuck in hospital.

Jackie
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HOOPER in London
FRIEZER / FRIESER in England, Indonesia and Netherlands
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