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Smile for today
« on: Thursday 12 June 08 11:00 BST (UK) »
A Doctor was addressing a large audience.

"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us
sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is
loaded with MSG.

High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realise the long-term harm
caused by the germs in our drinking water.

But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all. Can anyone here
tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years
after eating it?"

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised
his hand, and softly said, "Is it Wedding Cake?"
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