Party thread - All welcome

[candleflame]

As long as hot pants aren't compulsory! I used to have some as a teenager and I did  have very nice legs, but now I'm a lot older, I wouldn't inflict them on anyone!
The last thread said about the oldest thing to bring to the party. When I cleared out my food cupboards - was it last week or the week before - I found something 2018. However when I told a friend, he said he still had some cocoa or drinking chocolate from 1995 and it was still fine !

[Pennines]

Don't let him bring it to the party Candleflame -- wine instead please. I've changed my mind about the hot pants -- I'm in my pyjamas now. Not a pretty sight.

(We could have a pyjama party - doesn't matter then how much we drink - won't have to get ready later).

[suey]

Mateus Rose anyone ?  No? I thought not.  Oh well  it will do as drain cleaner in the morning.

[Pennines]

Suey -- why will your drains need cleaning in the morning please?

[Maiden Stone]

Maybe she fell off the table and hurt herself!

I'm prepared for accidents. My multi-purpose morris stick can be a splint, using my extra-large morris hankies to fasten it to a fractured limb. Said hankies will mop up copious blood or be a wound tourniquet or be soaked in cold water and applied to bruises. If anyone feels faint I can fan them with a hanky. 

[Greensleeves]

I'm sure you will all be pleased to hear that my poorly daughter was well enough yesterday to have a brief stroll from the car to the foot of one of our local peaks.  It was a great opportunity for us to get a breath of fresh air, and to test our new outdoor clothing....

[Maiden Stone]

 

[despair]

Celebratory Brandy and Babychams all round?
Or possibly Tia Marias?

Roger

[suey]

Suey -- why will your drains need cleaning in the morning please?

I’m renowned for my drain cleaning prowess  I keep a very clean set of drains  .

Loving your new outdoor wear Greensleeves and so pleased your daughter could get out and enjoy our beautiful countryside, heres hoping she has many more. Cheers🍹