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Re: The funny side of lockdown
« Reply #144 on: Saturday 04 July 20 14:44 BST (UK) »
Good afternoon,

A brief conversation between demolition gang members no 1 and 3, both autistic with very high IQs.

Linus: since you went second last time shall I go first this time?

Asa: yeah OK!

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Re: The funny side of lockdown
« Reply #145 on: Saturday 04 July 20 16:21 BST (UK) »
Back again,

Another conversation, this time daughter and demolition gang members no 2 and 3,

Asa: COLDEN MY WOOD!!!

Me: you what?

Asa: shiver me timbers! basically means make my wood cold. 

Me and Gabriel: uhhh

I have no idea where he gets his info from but I doubt it's  mr google.

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Re: The funny side of lockdown
« Reply #146 on: Saturday 04 July 20 16:31 BST (UK) »
A couple of creative shop names;
West Yorks; ---- Illingworth, Marshall, Muffit/Muffett/Murfitt, Barber, Sanderson, Townend, Barraclough, Lister -- and lots more. Locations mainly in Birstall parish - Hartshead-- Drighlington --Adwalton --Mirfield - Heckmondwike --Kippax - Sherburn in Elmet.

Ireland ------Cleary, Whelan - Nenagh.
Dowling - Monasterevin
Daly - Westmeath

Lancashire ---- Smith from Alston , Johnson and Fairclough---- Tarleton and loads more from Tarleton and Accrington areas.


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Re: The funny side of lockdown
« Reply #147 on: Saturday 04 July 20 18:18 BST (UK) »
Good evening,

A trolley jam, in that dress. How would you reach the trolley to push it. Loading into it would be interesting as well as long as you don't throw bottles and jars in. 🤔🤔😏😁👍

Sorted! I've been doing arm-stretching exercises during the 3 month confinement.
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Re: The funny side of lockdown
« Reply #148 on: Saturday 04 July 20 21:44 BST (UK) »
“The three of us will now sing you an Irish duet!
And if you haven’t heard it before well, this will be the first time.“

With apologies to Barney McKenna of The Dubliners.
I have been watching them on my iPad.
Viktoria.