Talking of odd occupations, I expect a lot of you will probably remember this 1881 census entry which "went the rounds" of the boards a few years back. It still makes me smile though. I was staggered to see that the LDS still have it on the 1881 census website! Maybe it is genuine, and not the work of a transcriber with a sense of humour!
Rick
Dwelling: 16 Acacia Gardens
Census Place: Paddington, London, Middlesex, England
Source: FHL Film 1341004 PRO Ref RG11 Piece 0020 Folio 126 Page 48
Marr Age Sex Birthplace
Robert GOODMAN M 52 M Maidstone, Kent, England
Rel: Head Handicap: Lunatic
Occ: International Playboy
Cecily GOODMAN M 97 F Maidstone, Kent, England
Rel: Wife
Occ: No Profession
Robert GOODMAN U 40 M Maidstone, Kent, England
Rel: Son
Occ: Ponce
James GOODMAN U 12 M Maidstone, Kent, England
Rel: Son
Occ: Scholar
Iain SMITH M 65 M Timbucktoo
Rel: Servant
Occ: Butler
Nelly SMITH M 65 F Nepal, India
Rel: Servant
Occ: Wife Dom Serv
Alfred GREEN U 40 M Rangpoor
Rel: Servant
Occ: Chauffur
Abraham WILKE U 25 M Afghanistan
Rel: Servant
Occ: Footman
John GORDON U 31 M Pakistan
Rel: Servant
Occ: Footman
David KING U 25 M Syria
Rel: Servant
Occ: Footman
William JOHNSTONE U 40 M Lisbon
Rel: Servant
Occ: Footman
Mary SMART U 20 F India
Rel: Servant
Occ: Ladys Maid
Lizzie JONES U 19 F Colombo
Rel: Servant
Occ: Ladys Maid
Jean ABRANOS U 17 F Penal Colony, Australia
Rel: Servant
Occ: Ladys Maid
Mary WILSON M 41 F Timbuctoo
Rel: Servant
Occ: Laundry Maid
Elizabeth KIMMETT U 30 F Timbuctoo
Rel: Servant
Occ: Kitchen Maid
Mary BENNETT U 25 F Timbuctoo
Rel: Servant
Occ: Kitchen Maid
Nellie DAVIS U 31 F Timbuctoo
Rel: Servant
Occ: Cook
Mary PINK U 28 F Timbuctoo
Rel: Servant
Occ: Nurse
June MELLOR OR MELLON U 18 F Persia
Rel: Servant
Occ: Governess
Margaret SIDNEY U 23 F Russia
Rel: Servant
Occ: Under Nurse
Peter GEORGE M 40 M Russia
Rel: Servant
Occ: Gardener
John KING U 31 M Russia
Rel: Servant
Occ: Asst Gardener
William PALMER U 15 M Nepal, India
Rel: Servant
Occ: Page
John GORDON U 14 M Nepal, India
Rel: Servant
Occ: Page