Weel kent names from the Ardrossan of my youth. I played football with 2 of the Clarkes, cousins, both called Tommy. The older one was known as 'Dumper' and was a formidable goalkeeper who had trialled as a boy with Celtic, and you avoided being confronted by him in front of goal, he was quite fierce. The younger Tommy was a gifted footballer but the last I heard of him was in the 1970s after being in an altercation in which a man died. The Maple Leaf Hotel, Canal Street, Saltcoats, on a 'Grab-a-granny night' often resulted in disputes.
At least the sheep rustling was not in the Aberdeen Style. (Whit!? Nae kissing!)
cheers, Ian