Wanted Secretary

[william james]

Secretary wanted
Must be able to find that piece of paper you had five minuets ago but has now vanished.
Must be able to recognize which member of the family i mean when i refer to them as thingy.
Must be able to make the computer do what i want it to do,not what it thinks it will,
must be able to keep all B M D dates in their head to save me having to keep looking them up.
And if they could make tea would be great.
All applications to William James
Wj   

[Ros Fornaro]

I will apply.  Just send my wages to Western Australia.

Ros

[D ap D]

Job aplikation

Hi,

orlvo i kan ownlee tip wid on fingur ( miggel fingur), i kann mannidge Solitaire in 20 Sex in Profi Mode.
Ansurring vu foen dusnt bovver me, coz i spend abawt 5 ours a day wiv my frends on vu foen.

I want a job as a secetry, but not to compl kompl diffiklt hard.
I am disabled from birf (Blonde), so yu kann pay me less, if yu want to infest in me.

Fank yu fur yor positif Ansur.

Yors,

Blondie

BS : As I dont now wot CV is, i hav sent a pikchur from my old job.


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[william james]

Hi Ros W A  and D up D
your both hired,  how would you like to job share, don't care how you sort it out, leave that to you.
You can have tea breaks, coffee breaks, phone breaks, toilet breaks, just so long as you sort out my computer, you see i have a twin brother in Perth W A, who i send e mails to who never gets them. A whole e mail on the family tree ( he is doing Dad's side, im doing Mother's side) he never got it, i sent him an e mail of photos  of his son and grand son ( they live in Devon near me ) he never got that either, so over to you.
Wj

[JillJ]

Hate to ask William, but are you sure you have the right email address for him??

Jill

[Ros Fornaro]

I know your brother!!  He is always complaining his family don't keep in touch.

Ros

[bel_jon68]

Really nerdy response now...

Does your brother use an ISP which limits his Inbox size?  I'm with one that only allows 10MB in your Inbox, which means if I get sent too many photos like D ap D's, they get rejected and I get a stroppy email from my ISP...

...but things do go missing in cyberspace for absolutely no good reason whatsoever...maybe it's the aliens...

Bel

[william james]

Hi Jill J
Yes i have checked and re checked the address, the other funny thing my sister in law, ( ops that came out wrong) i cant e mail her at all, it just wont go to her.
I think i have a lesser spotted e mail eater in my computer.
Wj

[JillJ]

Hi William,

Sounds to me as if you certainly have a few gremlins working in opposition!

Good luck!

Jill