The funny side of lockdown

[oldfashionedgirl]

Since it will soon be summer and there’s another heatwave coming

should we look out our shorts or just cut the legs off our pyjamas ? 

[Top-of-the-hill]

  I have a printed out version of the U.S. piece that was circulating in 2000! . I have another from about the same time which will not offend anyone. The premise is that Sony decided to put a human, Japanese face on the rather brusque computer error messages and use the haiku form. One or two of them still spring to mind occasionally!
   I will add one set, and if that is OK, I will put some more. They are in picture form as I have photographed the original sheet.

[suey]

Since it will soon be summer and there’s another heatwave coming

should we look out our shorts or just cut the legs off our pyjamas ? 

Since there’s a good chance that last summers shorts won’t fit, because we all know how chocolate shrinks your clothes; just lop the legs off the jim jams, it’ll be quicker and far less stressful 

[a-l]

I couldn't resist adding this 

[a-l]

Sorry it came out too large

[Pennines]

Brilliant a-l! Thank you.
How do these people think such things up. Very witty.

[a-l]

Brilliant a-l! Thank you.
How do these people think such things up. Very witty.

  I have a few but daren't post incase they come out as large as that one.

[Pennines]

I have that problem also - in that I never really know how large an attachment will appear.

I have discovered that you can reduce the size - I have a 'resize' option under the 'Edit' heading. Having said that, I am technically inept - and if I were to use that (although I have occasionally) -- I always imagine the attachment will appear as the size of a postage stamp.

[Erato]

When you resize, go for a picture that's about 500 to 600 pixels wide; a bit more if detail is important.  [For reference, my avatar is 150 pixels wide].